Overheard in Blue Ridge, Georgia (an elderly lady to a gift shop clerk):

"And you who they’ve got teaching freshman philosophy down there? The same guy I had when I was there back in 1951 and that my boy had almost thirty years ago. He’s still a hard-headed atheist too. That’s the problem with a liberal arts education. They make these young kids go in and take a philosophy class from this atheist and he gets them all turned around. My grandson went in their, took that class and came out so confused we had to go take him to the preist to straighten him out. And our priest used to be a physicist, so he knows a thing or two."